Several readers have written to us for advice on certain very specific problems they face. Pity for their sorrows, we have put our extensive knowledge at your disposal. Due to lack of space, we selected the most dramatic cases, which we present below.
Gentlemen
Over several years I have developed the habit of talking to myself. It is not something that I feel particularly proud of, but as I never do in public, I do not upset anyone. In addition, ground me good advice. But that's not my problem. My problem is that lately I've noticed that I did not move me unless I talk to myself with a foreign accent. English, Argentinean, English, French, I do not care, but has to be an accent on the outside. If I try to talk with my natural accent, I find myself ignoring me or sending me to shut up. This makes me very upset with myself. Also, do not my strong accent and I find it very difficult. Please advise me what I can do to remedy this problem.
Sincerely,
-Monoilógico
Dear Monkey:
What you are experiencing is a very common disorder in today's society: the Malinche introvert. So entrenched is in some countrymen the idea that foreigners know more than those here, which gives automatic preference who says things with a foreign accent, although they say mere nonsense. We recommend you explain to himself, calmly, that while there are many developments abroad, being from here is not necessarily a disadvantage because it has a much closer view of local problems. If that fails, we recommend moving to another country where they speak a different language. So you can talk with his accent here, with the difference that in this country, be a foreign accent.
Sincerely,
- Staff of chattering neurons
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wanted to surprise my husband for our wedding anniversary and without saying anything, I went to the office of plastic surgeon I did some tinkering with the nose, the buttocks and the boobies. I also sculpted the abdomen and waist gave me I never had and I always wanted. But when I stood before my husband, he left home in disgust. My attempts to fix things failed and now he wants a divorce me. But the worst I've heard that is coming out with the accountant of his office, a woman older, fatter and more ugly as I was before. Even his voice is most unpleasant. Im really very depressed. Help me understand this.
Sincerely,
-Rebuilt and Confused Dear
Rebuilt:
Many men prefer to have a wife repulsive to avoid the hard work of keeping out potential competitors. Now that you've done the bad work make desirable, the poor man has suffered a panic attack and was gone for another that will provide for domestic tranquility are looking for. If you recall, there is no alternative: you have to return to the operating room to re-install your nose before you deflate the bust and make you drop the seat. And the next you want to surprise your husband, better buy him a sweater.
Sincerely,
-The Staff of chattering neurons.
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Working as a stylist in my own salon, which has a large sophisticated clientele, willing to pay handsomely for my hair (I prefer to call " hair sculptures ", but name still has not found acceptance among my clients). Apparently I'm happy, but I have a very tricky secret. You see, I'm straight. I have not told anyone, I am sure that if you come to know, I'll lose everything. The weight of the secret haunts me and I have caused several nervous breakdowns, because the idea of \u200b\u200bbeing caught me a galloping paranoia. What I can do? Cut women's hair is my life.
Sincerely,
-Edward Scissorhands Thinning
Dear Boy:
If you had gone to another counselor, you probably would have said that your sexual preference is not what matters, but your ability to cut and styling. But you well know that this is not true. A heterosexual man who works as a stylist is unheard of and produces distrust between husbands and boyfriends of the customers. Our advice: to take away the fear of getting caught, let's pretend gay and become a real gay. We understand it is not so complicated, because the prisoners in jails do it all the time. However, if you want to visit a correctional facility and would like a more gradual change in preference, or you could start testing with transvestites and go from there. Remind us when you Stylist of the Year.
Greetings,
-Staff of chattering neurons
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