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Several readers have written to us for advice on certain very specific problems they face. Pity for their sorrows, we have put our extensive knowledge at your disposal. Due to lack of space, we selected the most dramatic cases, which we present below.

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Gentlemen

Over several years I have developed the habit of talking to myself. It is not something that I feel particularly proud of, but as I never do in public, I do not upset anyone. In addition, ground me good advice. But that's not my problem. My problem is that lately I've noticed that I did not move me unless I talk to myself with a foreign accent. English, Argentinean, English, French, I do not care, but has to be an accent on the outside. If I try to talk with my natural accent, I find myself ignoring me or sending me to shut up. This makes me very upset with myself. Also, do not my strong accent and I find it very difficult. Please advise me what I can do to remedy this problem.

Sincerely,

-Monoilógico


Dear Monkey:

What you are experiencing is a very common disorder in today's society: the Malinche introvert. So entrenched is in some countrymen the idea that foreigners know more than those here, which gives automatic preference who says things with a foreign accent, although they say mere nonsense. We recommend you explain to himself, calmly, that while there are many developments abroad, being from here is not necessarily a disadvantage because it has a much closer view of local problems. If that fails, we recommend moving to another country where they speak a different language. So you can talk with his accent here, with the difference that in this country, be a foreign accent.

Sincerely,

- Staff of chattering neurons

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Dear Sirs: Recently

wanted to surprise my husband for our wedding anniversary and without saying anything, I went to the office of plastic surgeon I did some tinkering with the nose, the buttocks and the boobies. I also sculpted the abdomen and waist gave me I never had and I always wanted. But when I stood before my husband, he left home in disgust. My attempts to fix things failed and now he wants a divorce me. But the worst I've heard that is coming out with the accountant of his office, a woman older, fatter and more ugly as I was before. Even his voice is most unpleasant. Im really very depressed. Help me understand this.

Sincerely,

-Rebuilt and Confused Dear


Rebuilt:

Many men prefer to have a wife repulsive to avoid the hard work of keeping out potential competitors. Now that you've done the bad work make desirable, the poor man has suffered a panic attack and was gone for another that will provide for domestic tranquility are looking for. If you recall, there is no alternative: you have to return to the operating room to re-install your nose before you deflate the bust and make you drop the seat. And the next you want to surprise your husband, better buy him a sweater.

Sincerely,

-The Staff of chattering neurons.

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Gentlemen

Working as a stylist in my own salon, which has a large sophisticated clientele, willing to pay handsomely for my hair (I prefer to call " hair sculptures ", but name still has not found acceptance among my clients). Apparently I'm happy, but I have a very tricky secret. You see, I'm straight. I have not told anyone, I am sure that if you come to know, I'll lose everything. The weight of the secret haunts me and I have caused several nervous breakdowns, because the idea of \u200b\u200bbeing caught me a galloping paranoia. What I can do? Cut women's hair is my life.

Sincerely,

-Edward Scissorhands Thinning


Dear Boy:

If you had gone to another counselor, you probably would have said that your sexual preference is not what matters, but your ability to cut and styling. But you well know that this is not true. A heterosexual man who works as a stylist is unheard of and produces distrust between husbands and boyfriends of the customers. Our advice: to take away the fear of getting caught, let's pretend gay and become a real gay. We understand it is not so complicated, because the prisoners in jails do it all the time. However, if you want to visit a correctional facility and would like a more gradual change in preference, or you could start testing with transvestites and go from there. Remind us when you Stylist of the Year.

Greetings,

-Staff of chattering neurons

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sometimes defend the things you do is an uphill battle, especially if one has a whimsical spirit and has a habit of doing things illogical, unexpected or absurd. For just one example. Recently

commented on the flood of information that overwhelms us all and each of the inhabitants of the modern world. Via print, radio, television or electronic data sprawl endlessly through our eyes and ears, inexorably until our brains, which saturate the cognitive processes in an ocean of knowledge precipitate. Therefore, any person with an iota of sanity would be lining up to insulate the basement of this attack on the senses. Instead, the server you bought a newspaper subscription.

With so many less frivolous things which could have wasted my money, like a bottle of champagne with gold chips floating in a clock or bulletproof, a newspaper subscription continues to be pretty crazy. Especially when you consider that newspapers do not fail me in my daily life. Of the eight or ten newspapers published in the country, I have regular access to almost everyone. In my house we subscribe to two. In the office received another. If you visit a restaurant, you can get the rest. And of course, each and every one of these journals are available on the Internet. What then? Why a Subscription?

After long pondering, a conclusion I have reached is ... I really like print newspapers. There is something in them that carries an enchantment over me indisputable. The experience so delightfully similar to turn the pages of a newspaper is absent in the new technologies. They are also relatively permanent and indifferent to power failures or computer crashes. Delete a web site is easy, but deleting any and all copies of a newspaper once they have been distributed is impossible.

The experience of reading a newspaper has a charm all its own. Soon joined by a fold, the newspaper pages include information from all over the world in a fixed and invariable order: national, world, business, society, culture and sports. Although it is possible to read the entire newspaper, very few people do it and in this, me included. In my case, but I always try to read the paper in its entirety, to start reading the sports section I am overcome a loathing so strong that makes me leave the newspaper at that time. The business section is also used to cause the same effect, but every time I see it more closely. It may be a sign of maturity, who knows. Hopefully not.

But leaving aside my well-known romance of the printed forms of communication, the other reason why I decided to subscribe is that every newspaper is different. In this country we have an official newspaper, two ultra-conservatives, two progressive and intellectual cutting and three yellow. Due to the different markets we are targeting, how to report each newspaper is usually different in tone, theme and design. I usually read the articles contain in-depth analysis and comprehensive coverage of cultural events, all presented in subtle colors and elegant layout. The other newspapers are characterized by its many photos of disasters, road accidents, violence and girls in bikinis. Anyone surprised that those are the major newspapers?

Now, we answer the question asked above. Why a Subscription? Because I have very specific reading tastes and acquire intellectual cutting newspaper makes me feel all a member of the country's cultural elite. Do subscribe to a newspaper over something wise in view of the computer saturation crisis? Well of course not. The pile of unread newspapers at home increases every day, causing neurosis and stress in this reader, whom his delusions of grandeur I have made it virtually impossible to catch up with their reading backward. But such is life when you're a snob cultural . If it were easy, there would be this delicious.

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For those who like art, is well known that the undisputed pièce de résistance is the inauguration. But take one of these events is not for neophytes: requires experience, quick reflexes and mental agility. After repeated attendances at these events, we have compiled a series of survival tips for anyone to go to one of these events and live to tell.

1. Attire: If weather permits, choose crisp cotton garments. Although today's fashion is geared to the synthetic fiber clothes, remember going to a crowded place, which usually means a warm atmosphere. And if they are used lanterns with halogen bulbs, things can become a real sauna. Any air of sophistication disappears if one looks like the protagonist of a notice of anti-perspirant.
2. Beware the punctuality: And by this we mean that we must completely forget to be on time. The barbarous custom arrive on time has no place in art circles. That's why the experts know that when the invitation is usually only a suggestion. Calculate arrive at least 30 minutes late, but not more than 45, then you risk having the parking lots are crowded and the food table is empty.
3. Always carry your cell phone. The cell is a device essential in these instances. Not only allows you to add important contacts to Outlook, but allows you to locate friends who have lost sight of the crowd. Carry a cell phone also allows you to be contacted by the person who can not leave the parking because the car is you blocking the exit.
4. Supply. Upon arrival, locate the table of drinks and the food as quickly as possible and contact them without delay. Remember that the most important. Try not to leave the table without having a drink in one hand and a plate full of food in the other. Try to arrive before the formation of a crowd or be left with empty hands, which is an unforgivable sin in these events. Learn
5. . Try getting one of the booklets that give at the entrance. If a solo, try to learn the name of the artist. If this is a group exhibition, learn the name of the group or collective art. Having this information gives you an air of a connoisseur. Also, have the brochure in hand can help to hide the fact that not arrive in time to the food table.
6. artistic tour. With drink in hand, a full stomach and the stored information, and you are ready to roam the exhibit. Count five photos or paintings from the entrance, and stop for a moment. Move closer to the piece and then analyzing it in silence for no more than thirty seconds, sits quietly, before proceeding, indicating approval before resuming the journey. Repeat as necessary. Remember there is no hurry, because the important thing is that people realize that you are there and has artistic sensibilities.
7. Comments. As part of socialization, will probably touch you to express your opinion about the sample. Just tell "All this is very intense: it is a reflection of reality in which we live." If you feel ambitious, say something like "The transposition of forms and meanings perfectly complements the theme, creating a delicate synergy." Before be asked to explain what I just said, exclaimed: "Is not that the artist? Let's say hello! ". Here comes in handy information learned earlier in the leaflet.
8. Collection. In the presentations, as elsewhere, leaving at the right time is very important. A stay of about ninety minutes is generally considered in good taste, because it allows adequate doses of artistic appreciation and socialization. However, if during his stay came to harbor a feeling that you are actually able to understand contemporary art should be withdrawn immediately, as it has exceeded drinks. If you are in this state, do not run into the artist's output. It is well known that alcohol loosens the tongue, and nothing ruins a successful cultural evening as an excess of sincerity.

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woke up in the form of a sharp pain in my ribs. When I opened my eyes, Leandro still was holding the umbrella with which I had a puncture.

- "Wow, you were dead." He said with a smile.
- "are you talking about?"
- "We were worried about you. After typing furiously for four months and have up to four articles per week, suddenly, nothing. We thought you had a stroke or something. "
-" We thought? Who? "
-" Your readers. "
-" My readers? Come on, mention them as if they were a club or something. "
-" We are. We meet every Thursday for coffee and discuss your items. We can not always get, but we try to attend as many times as possible. Certainly this week is my turn to choose the venue. "
-" I've never heard of such a thing existed. But what if you meet to discuss my writing, I do not deserve to be invited? "
-" The truth is that we do not deserve a lot of things, after the manner in which we have left. "
-" But exaggeration! But if you have only been three or four days of not writing. "
-" It's been three weeks. And before that, were another three weeks. In total, month and a half with no new texts. That level of laziness is unacceptable. "
-" Come on, that this writing is something organic, requires creative use of associating ideas, can not be done as if it were something mechanical. The inspiration does not come every day. "
-" Georges Simenon did not have that problem. He was writing it every day, regardless of the hangover I had from the previous day's revelry. "
-" Simenon does not count. The other day I read an article saying he was actually an android built by the French government. "
-" I will not deign to reply size nonsense. I'm here to say we're done. If you're still the same, we will have to disband the club and start reading other blogs. "
-" This is blackmail! "
-" No, it is not. Actually, this is already happening. Just yesterday one of the founders of the club admitted they would arrive at our meetings he had begun reading the exciting stories of a 15 year old girl who teaches makeup. I found myself reading the stories published by a public accountant who tries to become a playwright. "
-" What? "Et tu, Leandro?"
- "What I can tell? The man writes very well. His most recent book is Núñez Pereira, a writer who is about to lose everything when they are found to have embezzled the tax authorities for years. But then comes the protagonist, who has an unexpected solution that has to do with the Form 1564-E Heritage Statement ... "
-" Sorry, "the protagonist is an accountant?"
- "All their players are accountants."
- "So be it. Club meets at, offer my apologies for the neglect and tell everyone before the end of the day will have a new article to read. "
-" Seriously, would you? "
-" I swear to the mother Tom Wolfe. "
Leandro
After he was gone, turned on the computer and I started to write the article promised. Only needed to do something before. I checked the site that my friend had recommended me and confirmed my suspicions. I was urgent to find a new accountant, preferably one who was not at liberty to disclose my congratulations dramaturgical accountants in their creations. If you know of any, please let me know.

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As I descend rapidly down the steep hill, I see my car speed increase with each passing second. Shrubs, houses and pedestrians pass turned into my pair smears. The danger that hangs over me produce surges of adrenaline running through my veins translating into outrageous in my heart palpitations and cold sweat Perlan my forehead. I think the brake pedal, and I pray not to have to use it because I know that stopping now would be catastrophic.

exchange for all benefits under the car, the driver yields to the incessant demands of any vehicle: gasoline, oil, brake fluid, antifreeze and a thousand other things. Neglecting any of these can be disastrous and lead to forced pedestrians. But while a lack of fuel can only be remedied with more fuel, a lack of battery may be alleviated with the right combination of physical and inertia.

And that's very lucky, because unlike gasoline and oil, provided the battery warning before failing. A driver can drive your car all day and pass smoothly through hell to turn it on at night. This capricious nature of the batteries has forced some to carry jumper cables, but this requires the kindness of another driver, something that can hardly rely on today. Infected with nihilism, some drivers have chosen to buy batteries for laptops using cargo to pass vehicles exhausted. Very convenient, but far from be an option for drivers with limited budgets. Some choose to call the insurance agency to seek help, but if the vehicle is stranded in the dark and a little crowded, it may be that when we finally reached the lift, there is not enough tow vehicle.

For all the above, that push is still the preferred choice to start the vehicle in an emergency. This activity is very simple when carrying a passenger or some kind soul gets to push as one gets to try to start the vehicle. Things get complicated when the only person available to push is the same as turning it on. This produces frenzied scenes own stunt hilarious movies of the golden age of silent movies.

For those lucky enough to have parked on sloping ground, all that remains is to remove the handbrake and let the weight and gravity take over. If the battery is not very tired, just ten or twenty meter drop to start the vehicle. But if the thing is serious, as sometimes happens, it is necessary to drop the car much more, until the store collect sufficient charge.

And so I saw in the situation described at the beginning. Seeing that my car refused to start, I had to let more time elapse I considered prudent. Although the street was on a steep slope, the stubborn car would not start. Turn off air conditioning, radio and anything else that could drain precious energy to boot, but nothing. The car began to lose momentum as the ground became less vertical. I looked around and realized that my fast ride I was taking one of those neighborhoods to which one does not enter or even get paid. I decided to try a different approach. Adjourned the litany of expletives that came muttering, I stared at the dashboard, and mood too steep, said: "If you turn now, I swear that tomorrow I'll buy a new battery." Silence. I tried to control my nervousness and added: "And I'll take you to wash, vacuum and polish." The engine groaned almost inaudibly. Seductive voice caressed the dashboard as she whispered: "And of course, you fill the tank with high octane gasoline." And in that moment, the car pulled away.

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Currently there are support groups for people who have fallen into drugs, alcohol, compulsive shopping, and a thousand other things. However, there is a certain group and destructive antisocial tendencies is not being treated. And what if crearles urges a group, because today no one can help the ridiculous.

The ridiculousness is a bad mean, that takes over people and things becomes obfuscated with crazy ideas that go against morality and decency.

One case that did much to talk about the university was decided to use his graduation ceremony to propose to his girlfriend. That 99% of the audience had no interest whatsoever in seeing romantic dalliances cared little boy, who quavered with emotion said from the podium his enduring love for the girl, turning into a soap opera which so far had been a solemn academic ceremony. Dean, instead of calling to order the dude irreverent, with obvious excitement extolled the virtues of young love, revealing the absurdity so that he himself was suffering.

This epidemic of absurdity has its origins hits in the avalanche of soap operas, dramas, literature, pink and romantic comedies to which many are exposed day after day for years, leaving them an erosion of the mental barriers that separate fact from fiction. Because of this inability to distinguish real life from the movies, the ridiculous are prone to commit acts of exaggerated theatricality, showing a total disregard to the property, wisdom and sanity.

incurable Is ridiculous? By the time the science has not found a solution, but progress has been made apparent by long electroshock therapy. The lack of a cure is necessary to place special emphasis on prevention, careful selection of the culture to which children are exposed before it is too late. Just taking care of our youth were able to contain the ridiculousness before it affects the next generation.

terrible thing is that each incidence of ridiculous than the last. The case of university romantic guy is compared to the couple who decided to have some wedding music. In this surreal ceremony, the bride and groom made their respective entrances dancing to contemporary music. Then, half a Mass, there was a pause in which the priest proceeded to sit while the newlyweds danced an intricate choreography in the company of his knights and ladies of honor. The seriousness of the matter is evident when considering the many weeks that the whole procession had to pass testing became the musical number. A premeditated act of absurdity, and therefore, creepy.

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and women belong to the same species, often hard to believe. Everyone lives life with diametrically opposed interests, which often can make communication difficult between the sexes. Difficult but not impossible. You just have to talk to everyone in terms they understand. That's why this time we present two versions of the same article, written for both sexes can understand it fully.

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( men's version) ( ladies version)

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For the ladies, there are few things that are as satisfying as the purchase of clothes. Week after week, new items are added to its extensive collection, which threaten to overwhelm the closets in an avalanche of suits, blouses and shoes.

That women have more clothes than men is not surprising nor reprehensible, because it reflects ancient social conventions. But that alone is not sufficient to explain the process that the purchase of clothing produced in females.

Since they set foot in the store, goes to their blood pressure while the heart rate accelerates. Your pupils dilate to see row after row of shirts and pants. Adrenaline shoots them to see that everything has a 5% discount. The temperature rises were to try on a garment after another. His nerve endings are bathed in oxytocin while selling your credit card goes into the cash register. Finally leave the store with your purchase in the bag and a big smile on his face.

How a woman can be so emotionally affected by a garment is something incomprehensible to a man for whom a skirt is a skirt and blouse is (surprise surprise) a blouse. But happens, happens and scientists do not agree on why this phenomenon. You may have to do with management of anxiety produced by stress. Some think that is a consequence of our culture of consumerism. But no doubt that the buying process feeds illusions about what the buyer wants to be and do with your life. Try on a dress after another allows them to "a precious moment of escapism-imagine how their lives would be if they could buy everything. That's why we go into a store can be as exciting, even if they leave without buying anything.

But men and women are more alike than you think. Sometimes just a matter of changing some terms so that everyone is speaking the same language. And if you do not believe us, we invite you to read the another version of this article .

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For men, there are few things that are as satisfying as the purchase of electronic goods. Week after week, new devices add to their bulging collections, which threaten to overwhelm the cabinets in a flood of portable USB drives, DVDs and memory cards.

That men have more TVs than women is neither surprising nor reprehensible, for this is because conventions ancestral social. But that alone does not explain the happiness that the equipment procurement process occurs in men.

since they set foot in the store, goes to their blood pressure while the heart rate accelerates. Your pupils dilate to see row after row of laptops and digital cameras. Adrenaline shoots them to see that everything has a 5% discount. Temperature rises are to test a model after another. His nerve endings are bathed in oxytocin while selling your credit card goes into the cash register. Finally leave the store with your purchase in the bag and a big smile on his face.

How can a man so emotionally affected by an electronic gadget is something incomprehensible to a woman, for whom a camera is a camera and a hard disk is (surprise surprise) a hard disk. But that happens, happens and scientists do not agree on why this phenomenon. You may have to do with management of anxiety produced by stress. Some think that is a consequence of our culture of consumerism. But no doubt that the buying process feeds illusions about what the buyer wants to be and do with your life. Test cameras and Blu-Ray allows for a precious moment of escapism-imagine how their lives would be if they could buy everything. That's why we go into a store can be so exciting, even if they leave without buying anything.

But men and women are more alike than you think. Sometimes just a matter of changing some terms so that everyone is speaking the same language. And if you do not believe us, we invite you to read the another version of this article .

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Is goodbye to the book? Epilogue to a challenge

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Imagine a few days before celebrating his birthday party, rapping at your door to tell them that their days are numbered . What a disappointment, right? Well that's exactly it passed to the paper book.

When little was needed to celebrate her , and technology publications have predicted similar to book your early death at the hands of new -tablet computers. These modern marvels have large screens, resizable text and enough hard drive to put them all text that you want. As if that was not enough, the tablets can surf the Web, create documents, databases, presentations and a thousand other things. But despite all the wonders of the tablets, much still remains to put an end to paper books, and much has been prophesied.

True, printed material has not colorful animations, hypertext, or network access, but has a presence and a legitimacy that no electronic text. The digital book is composed of ones and zeros into millions of pixels displayed behind glass for liquid crystal, which can not be touched without risk of electrocution. In contrast, paper and ink to form a book invite be felt and experienced while you provide colors, textures and aromas to reading. As the new car smell is part of the driving experience, the intoxicating scent of ink on a freshly printed book reaches deep in the brain of the reader.

It is this tactile experience which makes a book feel authentic paper in our hands. The book is something similar may possess, deliver, annotate, personalize, spend. How do the authors devote eBooks downloaded by your readers? Do you have to sign the Kindle?

Another sad aspect of the immateriality of electronic books is without a cover. Sure, the digital version of the text usually includes a picture of the cover, but how will it be the same? Although the adage says you can not judge a book by its cover, millions of people know that this is not true. Part of the fun of visiting a library is to wander aimlessly among the oven, and allow themselves to be seduced by the siren song of the hundreds of covers with colors, texts and shapes persuade us to purchase.

Finally, a supposed "advantage" of electronic books is that you can save the entire Library of Alexandria in a space smaller than a shoebox. And what grace is that? For those who like similar books, this is not an advantage, since these compounds volumes of printed sheets, sewn together at one end and protected by a cover, are precious artifacts for bibliomaniac and joy is a special display in the bookshops. Since there are dumb guarantors of our cultural heritage, our passion for reading, our thirst for knowledge. They are our literary treasures much more valuable than gold and silver.

Long live the book!

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My friends (I hope you do not mind that at this point and consider them my friends), it is with great pleasure that I would announce the successful conclusion of 35 in 69 Challenge a Pyrrhic chaos of nature that are unlikely to be repeated in quite a while. Thank you all for taking the time to ingest the delirious readings that are here and thanks for all comments received. And if by chance are those who have not made one yet, what better time to start it?

Before retiring, I leave you with a interview with your humble servant by good friends Lie A Click to commemorate the anniversary of the neurons and our arrival at a hundred posts. Unlike the one in the last post, if it really is an interview, despite which I hope you like it.

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On this day, Chattering neurons up another milestone in its history: One hundred articles. To commemorate this historical instance, this time we offer an interview with the author of this hundred delusions. An opportunity to meet and worship him.

Interviewer: Good evening, have your name and occupation, please?

Author: Who are you and what you do at home? Get out of here before I call the police!

E: We visited for an interview on the occasion of the hundredth article in chattering neurons. We highly appreciate you to stop hitting me with the aluminum bat. If I split the other arm I can not take notes.

AA: Whoever enters through a window outside, follows the consequences.

E: I knocked on the door but nobody opened. And you did not answer his phone.

AA: The fact that there are four in the morning may have had something to do.

E: It was only my intention to interview him without the interruptions of daily life. Do you mind if we start the interview? Your readers will thank you.

AA: OK, but please do not let me bleed on the carpet. It costs too much remove stains.

E: My apologies, I promise not do so. Let's start. For those who do not know yet, what is 'chattering neurons '?

AA: The expression space where the neurons of my brain can tell the world their interests, concerns, anxieties and passions prohibited.

E: And how did you decide to start?

AA: My neurons always liked talking to me, since I was a kid. For a long time they were content to have me as an audience only to me, but exactly one year ago and decided this was not enough. So they took me aside and made me see that the truths set forth by their voices Quiet should be made available to the world. A few hours later he was running the website.

E: I have heard that are not usually devoted to writing.

AA: And I do not. Everything on the site has been put there by the neurons. Yes, the logo had originally chosen was terrible, so I helped to choose a more appropriate. My neurons write very well, but can be very bad for aesthetics.

E: Can you tell us about some issues that intend to deal in future editions of chattering neurons?

AA: I would tell you, but I can not. Only I have access to material at the time of publication. Neurons are like that, like the secret. So I write with my eyes closed.

E: With your permission, I feel a little dizzy and faint before concluding the interview I'd like to go to a hospital. Any last thoughts you'd like to share with your audience?

AA is not good to put your elbows on the nose.

E: We could not agree more.

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Hairs alien may, under certain circumstances, cause severe trouble. The diner who find one in your soup, your meal will be ruined. The lady who found one in the husband, probably undertake road where his lawyer. But very annoying to be the hair of others, can give themselves more serious troubles. Like when we find them in our temples, shamelessly devoid of any pigmentation. However jovial

one wants to be, finding the first gray hair on his head a life brand. Who comes across as unpleasant discovery invariably happens to experience some or all of the mental processes as follows: •

Disclaimer: "That's not was a cane. If you squint your eyes and turn off the light, my hair still looks dark. This can not be happening to me, not me. "
The individual reacts cane pulling, combing her hair or dyeing it with care to hide among the other hairs. He then proceeds to pretend that everything is as it was before. This stage can last for years.

Cholera: "Why me? No fair! How could he get out a gray hair to me? I will not rest until we find the culprit! "
In this second phase, the individual can not continue to refuse to see reality. At present, the person is very difficult address as handles poorly focused anger and envy. Seeing someone with no gray hair occurs in the individual waves of envy and resentment. They throw away hats too tight and shampoos, conditioners, to which they blame for causing the situation.

Negotiation: "I just want to keep my hair dark until I move up to management. Would do anything for a little more time with her hair dark. Would gladly give all my savings if only ... "
The third stage raises the hope that the individual may postpone or delay the graying. Negotiations usually lead to a Higher Power in exchange for a change of life. They try homeopathic treatments, oriental massages and organic mouthwash.

Depression: "I'm so sad, why waste my time doing anything? I'll have white hair, and nothing can prevent it. I miss my brown curls ... "
In this fourth stage, the person begins to understand the certainty of graying. Because of this, the individual may become very quiet, refusing to receive visits and spend a lot of time crying and grieving for his pale hair. This process allows the individual to detach himself from the hair color it once had. Not recommended to try to cheer up the person in this state. Is a important time to be processed in its entirety. Readers are referred to experts in the field, such as barbers and stylists.

Acceptance: "Everything will be fine. I can not fight it, at least I can make preparations for their arrival. "
The final stage comes to peace and understanding that having a full head of gray hair is not so bad. The feelings of sadness and anger disappear and finally learn to live together, indulging in the appearance of distinction and professionalism that the gray grant. The assessment by the hair devoid of pigment comes from the hand of the realization that there is one thing worse than getting gray: not having them.

And if you do not believe us, ask the bald.

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The truth, I never agree with the emos, but these philosophers melancholy and I have come by different paths to a great truth that is worth mentioning: that life is pain.

may sound like exaggeration, but true: the pain is a sensation that accompanies us from birth to death. From the time the obstetrician receives spanking us, life is composed of small and great pain. Hardly a day when we not feel at least dolorcillo here or there.

rarely aware of how much pain we experience because the mind tends to forget the pains small-indicators of temporary discomfort, and records only the great pains that indicate more serious ills. So we have fresh memories of when we broke his arm, but forget the seventeen times we found the little toe on the bedpost.

Unlike many, I do I am considerably more aware of the pain I experience every day, because thanks to my innate clumsiness, I am exposed to much more pain than most inconsequential. For some unknown disorder in my system Cerebral navigation, I always live by hitting the arms with the door handles. Also I have a tendency to bruise the ankles with alarming frequency. And my hands are covered with scars that are silent witnesses of the countless times I've burned, sliced \u200b\u200band / or my loved ones crushed limbs.

But there are worse places in the body to injury. With its billions of pressure sensors, temperature and pain, the fingertips are the undisputed champions of inconsequential pain. Just a faint touch to feel burning a couple of hours. A tiny pit that pierces the dermis may cause discomfort for days. And if a bad cut nails, have discomfort for a while.

If you have pain is uncomfortable, not having one is sick. Just ask those who suffer from CIPA , a rare nerve disorder that prevents the perception of young and old pains, and skin check requires the entire day to catch any injury before it becomes infected. And if by bad luck got a CIPA patient have appendicitis, you may be aware of it until you do the autopsy. Compared to that, to the chagrin of an ingrown toenail is desirable.

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Living Cultural Lag

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scientists recently given the terrible news that as a result of recent earthquakes occurred in the South American continent, the days are shortened, two-thousandths. These were bad news for me because now I have even less time to update.

Keeping up is a very important activity for the citizens of the twenty-first century. And nothing is more important than keeping up with entertainment. But this is not exactly easy.

Consider the world of film, for example. It is estimated that each year there are 5.000 films worldwide. If we calculate that the average duration of a film is 90 minutes, that means that in order to see all This year's films in a span of 365 days, would have to spend 20 hours a day on it, which would leave us exactly four hours a day to eat and sleep before starting over.

And if we add the hundreds of thousands of TV episodes, plays, books and magazines into circulation each year, we are talking about millions of hours of entertainment that can not absorb even more eyes taking a fly .

addition, entertainment is like pork ribs: it takes time to digest properly. The books call for relaxed reading, for the brain to produce mental images that the author wants to build. Film and television require a semiotic and narrative analysis to examine all the evidence and stories shown on the screen. Due to the large amount of time needed to unravel each piece of entertainment, forget to focus on the quantity and quality. But how to choose the best? To the rescue come

entertainment critics who devote their time to experience books, movies and television so we do not have to. It is thanks to them that instead of having to see the 5,000 films a year, know that only about 100 are worth seeing.

The problem is that I have not managed to get paid for reading books, watching TV or movies, so I have to do miracles with my free time I have left. That means that, hopefully through a magazine every two days, see a movie a week, I read a book every three months and watch TV when I can. At that rate, calculated to catch up with my earrings circa 3026.

That, if no other earthquake us decide on even shorter.

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Paradise desolation

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Everyone has a favorite cinematic moment. For some people is when they defeat the villain, or when the protagonists merge into a passionate kiss. For me is when the protagonist wanders alone through an abandoned city. In my opinion, the only thing more beautiful than to see that moment in cinema, is to live it in real life.

Fortunately, to enjoy an empty city is not necessary to wait for an alien invasion, an epidemic or a natural disaster. You just have to wait a long weekend. On these occasions, the bulk of the population leaves the city in pursuit of green fields, warm sunny beaches and mountains. My condolences for those who so do, for they know not what they're missing.

The advantages of an empty city are enormous. Just one the biggest problems of the cities is overpopulation, which triggers other problems in turn, as crowding, traffic jams and a thousand other things. When people leave, transit becomes incredibly speedy, allowing one end to reach the metropolis in minutes, not hours. Instead of wasting time going round and round the block to find a free place to park, the driver you can discover both coming tantalizingly empty.

Go to a mall is almost a surreal experience. Nothing to encounter people in the aisles or crowded stores. In contrast, sellers almost shed about customers as long as they buy something. The same happens in bakeries, restaurants and cafes. The desperation of the company can be the blessing of the consumer.

streets without people invited to stroll through them, experiencing the beautiful solitude, impossible at any other time. The silence is absolute, and I can hear the wind as it passes through the empty streets. The city, in its desolation, becomes cozy and comfortable for those who can enjoy it.

But what good bit. The wonders of an empty city can be experienced only brief public holidays, no more than three days. When the population exodus is longer, the business owners decide that it's not worth opening. This makes finding a place to eat becomes complicated. And if you need to buy appliances in any hardware store, I wish you good luck. In such case, no choice but to wait for people to come back and our paradise of loneliness becomes the conglomerate city forever.

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After waiting more than forty minutes sitting in the room that the lady of his love combing end, Leanne decided to walk around to stretch the legs. He ventured into the open door of the study. He found Grace, asleep watching television. With great effort, Leandro repressed desires to suffocate her with a pillow.

Leandro had long ruled that his visits to the house were much more pleasant when Grace was not present. Of all the family, she was the only one who could not stand.

Of course, he had been careful to externalize this feeling, for he knew that the house Grace was the real power behind the throne. She was aware of his position and swung his will as a club, making his every whim would be granted instantly. And woe to him who fell in disgrace! A crowd of employees had paraded through the house until he finally left with I did not know a sweeping, mopping and ironing, but as he had won the endorsement of Grace, that was more than enough.

stories from the despotism of Graciela disturbing. The master of the house had a favorite chair until Grace decided it was the perfect place to watch television. It was useless to the poor man had spent several weeks choosing the furniture, because in the end, had to cede.

Not being neither employed nor Grace family, Leandro had enjoyed a certain immunity to that point. But it would end if he continued courting the lady of the house. Despite the consequences, he was not willing to subjugate. If you got Graciela with him he was willing to tell the truth in the face. So I would say what he really thought of her outfits so loud and so unsuitable for their age.

But now that Grace had before him, he decided that maybe she was not the bad of history. She just was what had allowed him to be. If it was a dictator, was that the lords of the house were a few timid without a clear concept of discipline. And if Grace was wearing horrible outfits in that house because it was not enough to put names of people to pets, but also put their clothes. If he insisted on visiting the house to follow would become like them, paying Chihuahua homage to a beige color. Without another thought, Leandro turned on his heel and left the house never to return, if not before thanking Grace for saving him from a family of ridiculous.

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Astral Conduit

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At night, the streets take over a role that it is impossible to achieve during the day. And while the sky is lit, nobody takes them into account. It is up to the sky goes off, the streets come to the fore, and his gray asphalt becomes part of a thousand and one stories.

Driving at night has a certain charm that day racing suffers. When the sun goes away, it carries the most annoying aspects of driving: the heat, congestion and traffic police. A change leaves avenues and streets devoid of cars and pedestrians, irradiated with orange and green lights for public lighting as well as the outrageous multicolored neon signs. At the corners, amber and ruby \u200b\u200blights take over the emerald while sleeping the sleep of the righteous.

The city at night has its own rhythms and hotness. The shops are closed during the day and the premises have been closed for the day they open their doors to customers eager to release tension accumulated during the previous hours. In those places so full of passion, music and color, weave the most varied and original novels featuring characters at once generic and unique. Whoever stands in front of these places will be seduced or repelled, but never indifferent.

But if the city traffic at night is like an adrenaline rush, the car on the highway made driving at night can be hypnotic, almost mystical. While the mother is characterized by wasting light on the provincial highway the only available light the lanterns themselves are often and others. Green Day landscape becomes a black curtain that blends into the darkness of the heights. Outer space no longer seems so far away and crossed seems plausible and normal.

darkness envelops everything, but some bodies may contain a light that pierce the dense mantle. Small villages perched on hillsides march quietly out of my windows as constellations of stars. Weather full of light appear out of nowhere and headed toward me at a dizzying momentum, changing direction just before colliding. As they go crashing to my side, I can see them become suburban buses for a few seconds before disappearing, eaten by the blackness.

Lacking of sunlight to measure the passing of the hours, time slows to a stop, turned into a solid amalgam of hours and minutes. Also the point of origin and destination are the same: abstract notions meaningless. All that matters is the here and now while browsing through the cosmos to thirty inches of soil.

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At present, the French company Michelin is working to develop an automobile tire unused air. The prototype looks like a bicycle wheel too thick, or a small wagon wheel. When it goes on sale, motorists around the world will say goodbye to punctures forever. Pity that such wonderful inventions like this always comes too late.

Last week, while wandering through the streets of this city, trying to dodge a madman, I hit too close to the sidewalk. This caused my right front tire rubbed against the concrete curb, which was heartbreaking. The air at that time contained within the rim hissed as if it were a flute frenzy. As calmly as I could I proceeded to maneuver the car out of traffic. With that wanted to avoid another car collided with mine. I also wanted to avoid mistreating follow my family tree, which very nearly arrived to my great grandmother.

Upon inspecting the vehicle, I came across a bleak picture. The car just before it moved gracefully to sixty miles per hour, was now miserably still anchored in the pavement. Inclined as I was, my car seemed to ask forgiveness and be converted into a tricycle three tons.

consider the options available. First I thought to call the car insurance, but due to the number of vehicles circulating at that time, could well take more than about sixty minutes to arrive, which forced me to take the second and terrible choice: change the tire myself.

was not sure how to do it in the four years I've had this car, this was only the second time he changed a tire. However, when we forget, last time I had decided to wait for the crane, so really, this was the first time I made the change. While wearing an instruction manual in the glovebox, everyone knows that the XY gene carriers do not read manuals. I proceeded to remove the tool box and spare tire from the trunk. If everything is so easy, I thought, I'll be driving in a heartbeat. How wrong I was.

Remove the dish was a daunting task requiring equal doses of skill and strength. This made me suspect that my car had been designed as an exercise in sadism. I confirmed my suspicion at the time to put the new tire. Unlike the Japanese and American cars, which have pins attached to the brake disk, this model brings screws, which must be positioned with one hand while holding the rim of the other 40 pounds. It should be borne in mind to spend the day in an office does not prepare one for manual tasks such as this.

After the task, got the tools in the car and resumed my journey. My appearance must have been particularly dire, as repeatedly asked if I had been a victim of assault.

next day, while trying to cope with the sharp back pain and cramps multiple arduous task, I promised myself that once could hold a pencil in hand, would write a polite letter to the lords of Michelin to beg them to hasten the production of its new tire, because if I have to change another tire, I do not tell the story.

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have been asked to report the outcome of my adventures telephone. And is that last item mentioned was about to choose between a cell phone with features such portentous as Internet access and a touchscreen, while the other device was so simple All I could do was make calls. A consolidated election technological my devotion to consumerism, while the other was almost like a courageous act of protest against the alienating technology.

me For those who aspired to become a symbol of playfulness the third millennium, unfortunately I must inform you that I chose the expensive equipment. In fact, I had no choice. When I got to the store to cancel the contract, they informed me that my unit was ready. And give me a chance to protest, I put it in my hands. Run his fingers through the touch screen and forget my aspirations of primitivism was something almost instantaneous.

Please do not hate me for being consumer. Understand me, I am a weak individual. I never could resist a well-designed graphical interface, and my new phone is especially impressive. The colors are bright, the images are beautiful and the animations are almost sensual. During the early days when the aircraft was owned by me, I spent hours on from a menu to another, for the pure pleasure of seeing them come and go.

course, have a device so sophisticated style hit in my life profoundly. Social networks like Facebook and Twitter were suddenly available to me permanently. Any moment of boredom could be dispelled by a quick look at the things that others had posted. The ravings which are usually read in this space are nothing compared to the esoteric manifestations can be seen in other places on the Internet.

As I predicted earlier , my life began to give way to obsessive compulsive impulses. I was happy prisoner of curiosity and anxiety. I loved being aware of the impact caused by my comments. Unfortunately, the situation began to spiral out of control. Any time was good for sending messages to the Internet: watching television, walking in the hallway or waiting for the traffic light changed. A couple of times I missed the floor which would be sending messages for the elevator.

But just before it gets worse, I managed to restrain myself. I left the message obsessive-compulsive, reserved only for certain hours a day. My cell phone use is also very modest. It was achieved with great strength of will, of course, but may also have influenced the fact that, for both surf the internet from my phone, I ran out of balance for three weeks.

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Dying Words kill standing

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A human being should have a set of skills to survive in the wild world today. The ability to withstand a journey on public transport is very useful, for example. Have a stomach immune to food prepared in unhygienic conditions is also very important. But one thing is necessary for every human being and defining their potential success and survival as an individual: the art of survival verbal attacks.

While there was a time when the whole dispute was solved by clubbing clean, this powerful solution to the conflict proved to be impractical because someone sticks grind is often exhausting. In addition, cleaning and tidying up after an armed brawl is not grace and less if it's an everyday thing. That was how the use of arms became reserved for more serious matters such as trouble passion and discipline of children. In the search for less shocking methods of aggression, the debate began to gain popularity as a way of dealing with opponents. Of course, it was not long before the claim was perfected in a gun much sharper than a dagger and more poisonous than hemlock.

An effective verbal attack begins with the selection of content to be transmitted. This message is carefully calculated so corrosive influence on the psyche of the opponent. At this helps any knowledge of their family problems, failures, aspirations frustrated, and so on. Next, we formulate the message in a precise vocabulary and devastating, according to selected demographic, academic and geopolitical rival. An insult directed at a university must contain obscure references, extrapolations, hyperbole and sophisticated words. Directed mockery to a bus driver should only include profanity.

Running a verbal attack should be a quick and decisive action, so it is not recommended for people with a history of cardiac disorders, crying easily, stuttering or tendency to petrify without a word. The verbal wrestler must have sharp reflexes, because if the initial attack is not effective enough, the opponent has the opportunity to respond with a counterattack, which can be very dangerous if you are not ready. They are widely known cases where it came from that was shorn for wool.

Some have tried to combat written, relative passive-aggressive verbal combat, achieve preeminence, without success. And although both forms of aggression use language as a weapon, in fact, are very different things. Although the attack letter has its own advantages, it has the speed of action of verbal attack. Furthermore, the attack requires ever written any instrument (pencil, pen, computer) while the verbal fight only needs to open his mouth.

For those who are unable to engage in a verbal attack or much less respond to one, we recommend you concentrate on developing the valuable ability to block the mind the aggressive barrage of words, which avoids causing damage and allowed to keep its composure in any circumstances. Something widely known as "A foolish words, deaf ears."

Midtown Madness Demo Za Darmo

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trucks filled with earth Awesome start to an unknown destination, leaving behind clouds of dust and a giant hole in the ground that grows and deepens with each passing day. Are they looking for hidden treasures? Or perhaps the bones of a dinosaur? Will they want to trade with China without having to use boat? Not so. What happens is they want to get too high, but that has to start very low.

seems that each day starts construction of a building. Hundreds of workers work with heavy machinery to open tremendous gaps and prepare the ground for another outbreak it leviathan of steel, glass and concrete. Another.

's no secret that over the past fifty years, the metropolis has been populated by a growing number of vertical real estate. Gradually the profile of the city has gone from being flat spines. The buildings are everywhere and there for every purpose: to work or live, for uses of state or to serve entrepreneurs. They come in all colors and all styles. Some are very cute and there are creepy.

But not everyone knows is that all buildings in this country share a feature. Each and every one, are forever.

Unlike other countries, where the buildings they pass their expiry date disappear in a cloud of powder and dynamite, this is unthinkable to perform a controlled demolition. And not because they have an awareness of conservation of architectural heritage: it is simply cheaper to buy other land and build a new skyscraper. And so as the city spreads horizontally, filling with new buildings everywhere as an apartment properties disappear at a rapid clip.

Y is the same as the city increases its collection of buildings charged for years with broken elevators, floors ruined and decaying facades. Almost makes you want to happen some apocalyptic disaster to clean up the picture of all the useless old fogies.

But wanting to stop the construction of buildings may be a mistake. Perhaps what this city needs is the opposite: many more buildings. Hundreds. Miles. All built close together, at the same height. So, eventually may join the terraces of all and then paved over, creating an artificial plateau located tens of meters above the ground. And on this plateau, it could grow grass and plant trees. And so the city could start again.

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know a mother, a daughter and a granddaughter who has inherited the same ailment that has caused untold suffering. Relentless, this misadventure has grown from one branch of the family tree. Be seen whether the next generation is saved from this disorder. But everything depends on them to ensure that no sleep.

The misery that afflicts these poor women is the same: suffering from sleep fragile. Sleep is for them a complicated and arduous task. Homes must be in absolute silence. The darkness is complete. No vibration, no odor and if possible, nothing tastes. Otherwise, they are forced to spend a sleepless night, which inevitably affects the other members of the family.

is important to note that the fragile dream is not caused by a genetic features. None of the above women born with this characteristic, but each had the misfortune of being the eldest. And as the first child, his inexperienced parents did what any caring person would do: they did their best to create an ideal environment for the princess could sleep comfortably without the noise and inconvenience. But this innocent action, executed the best of intentions, it turns out to be counterproductive in the extreme.

The reason why the fragility somnifera is a disorder of firstborn very own is because after the second child, parents are much more experienced, and know that children do not dissolve if they fall head from a second floor, even if they fall in the face of some steps. Neither worry about turning off lights, turn down the volume of the TV, much less take care of sleep. Servants and children are benefiting from a powerful ability to rest anywhere, whenever and whatever. The more noisy environments to which children are exposed more easily achieved sleep later.

is common to hear media stories of children who fall asleep on the floor of the room with the lights on. They are also able to sleep with the TV or the radio on full blast. Seeing a no-first-born child to sleep is like watching a toy run out of batteries. Simply turn off.

Of course, a person with such a deep sleep like a no-first-born son is completely vulnerable to environmental conditions. If there is a flood, will be the last person to know. If there is an earthquake, you probably only just turns and continue sleeping like a baby while the house falls on it. That's why the dream Heavy need someone to react to the slightest noise or temperature change, someone jumped up and the alarm signal so that others do not go from sleep to eternal sleep. For that, one better than his firstborn.

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For a heterosexual man, felt a hand patting one the hostess is usually disturbing. It is worse if the hand in question happens to be male. But it becomes traumatic when the hand belongs to a male, and when it fumbles the back of his trousers own encounters with a gluteus maximus where it should be a portfolio.

Men, unlike women, tend to carry their purses close to your body so that eventually become part of them. Just as there are organs that secrete bile acid and blood, your wallet is like financial gland, which secretes a hormone called money, facilitating the process known as consumerism. As with any body, has to be kept well-stocked portfolio, that does not cause trouble. But above all we must keep in mind that a sudden amputation of the portfolio can be extremely painful.

wallet extractions are usually performed by talented professionals eligible to perform the procedure with or without anesthesia. But there are careless people who wear clothes very loose and thus conducive to self-induced loss. Whatever

practiced, the sudden carteroctomía invariably leaves an individual disoriented, confused and undercapitalized. There is no point having swollen bank accounts of money because then you lose access to them and to other resources. You may be dressed in a fine and face, but actually as poor as the guy who asks for money at traffic lights in rags.

As if instant impoverishment was not problem enough, the loss or theft of the portfolio carries a lot of problems more serious due to the dual role it plays. Not only is the bearer of our financial resources, but also is a repository of all those important documents that attest to who we are: driver's license, ID cards, video club membership, preferred customer cards, etc. For a time we are forced to wander the world without anyone to prove that we deserve credit when buying or are authorized to drive. More

losing money and documents is not the worst. At the end of the day, sooner or later manage to replace. But what nothing and no one ever will replace the card with so much tenacity we sacrifice to fill stickers in exchange for a free sandwich. Now that's tragic.

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Near me, a woman sat on a sphere with a lost look, as he was about a snake heels. I saw no need to signal the presence of the snake. After all, it was marble. But, even if authentic, could have done little damage to the lady, since she herself was of stone.

Lady and the snake in question belonged to one of the dozens of sculptures that were created by a series of national and international artists for sculpture festival, to which I was attending closed at this time. The sponsors of the event, a bank, a television and a pool-had spent a good amount throughout the tournament and now doing the same with this festival. Personalities of the government and the local cultural scene were present, and a swarm of reporters who came to document every moment, from dozens of different angles.

chair near where I witnessed the closure was positioned 30 inches screen, relaying the events that happened on the podium, located several meters away. The televised seeing the same events that I witnessed was not without a tinge unreal but not enough to hear the theme from the movie "Pink Panther" executed on marimba. I could not help wondering how it would look at the Inspector Clouseau dressed in indigenous costumes. Colorful image, really.

The opening of the sculpture park interrupted my musings. At these events, there are two types of people: those who come by works of art and resolutely directing the buffet line. An elderly woman stood next to me repeatedly trying to make conversation with me and cutting in line. I tried to ignore it. Everyone knows that the food at these events were always rushed. In the end, the woman managed to slip through, but as he did before Me, I do not care. Meats, prepared by a prestigious hotel, they were as tasty as sensitive. With a plate of these treats in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, I was ready to study the works.

As I was walking between the works, I grieved deeply for not bringing my camera. I tried to remedy the situation by taking photos with my cell phone. I got a lovely series of shaky images, dark and blurry. I kept the phone and, after serving another glass of wine, I concentrated on the statues.

The sculptures were impressive in size, but kept the relationship intrigue than any of them could be the theme of the contest: the immortal home. I regretted my lack of knowledge of sculpture, but my ignorance of the subject stopped worrying after my third glass of wine. Relaxed, I proceeded to wander aimlessly around the place, renaming mind every sculpture as their appearance: Crossword Puzzle Rubik , rolled towels, furniture Precast, Dice Tower, whistle. I continued my work on my artistic appropriation until I saw the clock and decided it was time to go home. Sociocultural pleased with my experience, I proceeded to find the exit.

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While the cold water rushed toward me, I wondered if I could get there in time to the Intensive Care Unit that I saved my limbs of hypothermia.

This was not always so. Thanks to the wonders of propane gas in my home never lacked hot water in more than a quarter century. Our faithful Heater Junkers worked tirelessly heating up tons of water, year after year. The only drawback to this heating system is a bad habit of gas cylinders to run out mid shower. Never run out sooner or later, always depleted when we are covered with soap and we have to rinse. Every two or three months the entire neighborhood has been livened up with a cacophonous series of exclamations of surprise and horror, followed by prayers out loud for someone to change the cylinder bloodless full one.

But apart from these occasional annoyances, the Junkers religiously fulfilled its work until one day he could not do it anymore. A faulty gasket caused a leak that had to be implemented without delay. Due to the age of the device, technicians recommended a new one. How? Will changing the Junkers? Unthinkable, if practically is a member of the family! Technicians shrank Live shoulders at such a gesture of solidarity, and proceeded to remove the heater to take to the workshop.

Junkers The absence of left us all heartbroken but also without hot water. The only way to heat water was the old, put a pot of water on the stove and then take a shower to bathe palanganazo clean. This primitive form of ablution is not a problem for those who lived their lives in the days before water heaters. But for those who have been accustomed to the convenience of hot water by simply turning a key and without having to carry it from the kitchen, this process is barbaric and outdated. To say that collides head on with our laziness.

The need for personal hygiene and my reluctance to carry pots I took the decision to bathe without hot water. And that's how I found myself in the costume of Adam, ready to receive the brunt of the icy water. Thoroughly lathered, I could not longer delay the inevitable and opened the faucet.

Then I started hearing a piercing howl that made me mourn for the poor animal suffering in this way. After a while I realized it was me who ripped the stillness of the night that way. While I washed, the water droplets falling on me felt like pins through the dermis. My numb fingers could hardly hold the soap and let it fall several times. At that time not to be grateful heart taking a shower in a penitentiary.

As I write this, the Junkers good friend is already back in the house, heating our water again. Some say that cold water baths are good for the skin, but I personally do not miss my feet rub vigorously with a towel to avoid losing them at the mercy of gangrene.